What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
09.06.2025 01:59
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
What species of fish are horse mackerels?
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
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In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
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Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
TEXT:
Why do people say "tall, dark, and handsome" when they actually mean "tall, white, and handsome"?
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
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Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
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But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Make Nazis afraid again!
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
What would happen if the Earth stopped spinning for one minute?
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
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“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Why do Indian guys love Russian girls?
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.